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Pong Tool

$35.00 USD
$35.00 USD
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Cutting absolutely NO corners, these ping pong paddles are cut from fragile red acrylic with gray acrylic handles that reveal the JRW 4 hole pattern in the right light. There's also a lanyard loop for you to choose to add a bead or a wrist lanyard. These come as a set of two along with two matching ping pong balls so you can get right to business! 🏓

DISCLAIMER: These actually are fragile and will snap if swung too hard, but as long as you keep a finger or two behind the paddle (shakehand grip as the pros call it) and don't swing it like a maniac these are functional. Be cautious but play some pong! 

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Kevin Taylor
Paddle Me Daddy

These paddles are very satisfying and a necessary part of your EDC. When I first opened the box, a sense of wonder and amazement washed over my body very similar to the first time I heard Hot to Go by Chappell Roan. With my sexuality now very much in question, I moved on to cradle Jamie's smooth, round balls in my hand and admire their perfection. The feel, the smell, the entire unboxing was a very lubricious experience that I could easily become addicted to and I can see why so many people write rule 34 fan fiction about this amazing bald man and his EDC trinkets.